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All new cameras must have Automatic Double Chin Removal

Posted on February 15, 2017 by Mark Mizen

In a new executive order that will effectively ban film-based cameras, President Donald Trump is requiring that cameras and camera phones incorporate Automatic Double Chin Removal (ADCR) technology. “Look,” said Trump, “I am tired of seeing photos of my double … Continue reading →

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