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Trump Baby sighted over Washington, D.C.
The U.K. is getting a balloon to celebrate Trump’s visit. Something is wrong. Why is the balloon in London and not in Washington, D.C.? Fortunately, this problem is easily fixed. Photoshop to the rescue. I removed Trump Baby from a … Continue reading
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How Adobe Defeated Me
I dislike subscription services and hate being committed to a monthly fee. I have resisted Adobe’s subscription-based business model for years. At work, I use an outdated version of Photoshop, and at home I have used various other image editing … Continue reading
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Trump’s inauguration crowd size
The controversy over the crowd size and Trump’s inauguration misses the entire point. The fact is that through the miracle of Photoshop technology, Trump can have whatever size crowd he wants. To show how easy it is, here is Trump’s … Continue reading
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Kim Jong-un, supreme leader of North Korea, recently released a new photo, with many interpretations appearing on the internet, including Kim Trump, Lil’ Kim, and Mona Kim. Kim Jong-unicorn is my contribution to this endeavor. No word yet on whether Kim … Continue reading
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Climbing Mount Everest
This afternoon, I didn’t have anything to do, so like Dinesh and Tarakeshwari Rathod and Kim Jong-un, I climbed Mount Everest. I opened up Photoshop and began editing. It really wasn’t that difficult. A few cloned body parts and a search for … Continue reading
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How Not to Climb Mount Everest
An Indian couple, Dinesh and Tarakeshwari Rathod, recently climbed Mount Everest in their imaginations, using Photoshop to achieve the desired results. They weren’t very good with Photoshop, and their ruse was easily detected, with the Nepal government banning them from … Continue reading
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Does Photoshop Matter?
I have no idea where the photo of the cat with five owls originated. I saw it on Facebook, like lots of other people. Initially, I though, “How did the photographer get a cat to pose with five owls?” Every … Continue reading
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North Korea Shrinks Nuclear Weopons
In a followup report to the recent announcement that North Korea has used Photoshop to launch missiles from submarines, we have now learned that North Korea has applied its Photoshop capability to miniaturize nuclear weapons. “With Photoshop we can have … Continue reading
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Photoshop the Future
See Signs from the near future for more examples.
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Photoshop and the Renaissance
I am certainly glad they didn’t have Photoshop during the Renaissance. See What if classic paintings were Photoshopped like today’s magazines for more examples.
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