Tag Archives: Photoshop

Trump Baby sighted over Washington, D.C.

Posted on July 10, 2018 by Mark Mizen

The U.K. is getting a balloon  to celebrate Trump’s visit. Something is wrong. Why is the balloon in London and not in Washington, D.C.? Fortunately, this problem is easily fixed. Photoshop to the rescue. I removed Trump Baby from a … Continue reading →

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How Adobe Defeated Me

Posted on March 20, 2018 by Mark Mizen

I dislike subscription services and hate being committed to a monthly fee. I have resisted Adobe’s subscription-based business model for years. At work, I use an outdated version of Photoshop, and at home I have used various other image editing … Continue reading →

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Trump’s inauguration crowd size

Posted on January 30, 2017 by Mark Mizen

The controversy over the crowd size and Trump’s inauguration misses the entire point. The fact is that through the miracle of Photoshop technology, Trump can have whatever size crowd he wants. To show how easy it is, here is Trump’s … Continue reading →

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Kim Jong-unicorn

Posted on January 13, 2017 by Mark Mizen

Kim Jong-un, supreme leader of North Korea, recently released a new photo, with many interpretations appearing on the internet, including Kim Trump, Lil’ Kim, and Mona Kim. Kim Jong-unicorn is my contribution to this endeavor. No word yet on whether Kim … Continue reading →

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Climbing Mount Everest

Posted on September 13, 2016 by Mark Mizen

This afternoon, I didn’t have anything to do, so like Dinesh and Tarakeshwari Rathod and Kim Jong-un, I climbed Mount Everest. I opened up Photoshop and began editing. It really wasn’t that difficult. A few cloned body parts and a search for … Continue reading →

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How Not to Climb Mount Everest

Posted on September 1, 2016 by Mark Mizen

  An Indian couple, Dinesh and Tarakeshwari Rathod, recently climbed Mount Everest in their imaginations, using Photoshop to achieve the desired results. They weren’t very good with Photoshop, and their ruse was easily detected, with the Nepal government banning them from … Continue reading →

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Does Photoshop Matter?

Posted on October 21, 2015 by Mark Mizen

I have no idea where the photo of the cat with five owls originated. I saw it on Facebook, like lots of other people. Initially, I though, “How did the photographer get a cat to pose with five owls?” Every … Continue reading →

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North Korea Shrinks Nuclear Weopons

Posted on May 21, 2015 by Mark Mizen

In a followup report to the recent announcement that North Korea has used Photoshop to launch missiles from submarines, we have now learned that North Korea has applied its Photoshop capability to miniaturize nuclear weapons. “With Photoshop we can have … Continue reading →

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Photoshop the Future

Posted on June 5, 2014 by Mark Mizen

See Signs from the near future for more examples.

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Photoshop and the Renaissance

Posted on May 23, 2014 by Mark Mizen

I am certainly glad they didn’t have Photoshop during the Renaissance. See What if classic paintings were Photoshopped like today’s magazines for more examples.

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