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Why the U.S. doesn’t use “colour”

Color is spelled “color” in the U.S. but “colour” in the U.K and elsewhere in the former British EmpireĀ becauseĀ Noah Webster took advantage of his dictionary to simplify American spelling. My only complaint is that he missed a few words since … Continue reading

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Ahni, Zoe, and Noah Webster

The rakeshame Ahni, worth little more than a quadrin, and her yoke-mate Zoe maffled the explanation for their tardigradous pace. The wranglesome duo’s babblement became incomprehensible, and Ahni turned into a jackpudding. The nuncupatory Creative Memories remained a mystery to … Continue reading

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