Tag Archives: Lifetouch

Lifetouch to Embrace New Capture and Storage Media

Posted on April 1, 2015 by Mark Mizen

I received the following press release from Lifetouch today and would like to share it with my readers: April 1, 2015 Lifetouch to Embrace New Capture and Storage Media It is with great pride that we announce that we have signed … Continue reading →

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Free the PNG

Posted on August 21, 2014 by Mark Mizen

Again this year, I ordered school portraits from Lifetouch, including the “high-resolution” CD. Unlike previous years, however, Lifetouch is now giving parents an opportunity to provide feedback on their site and product offering. If you have children and are wondering … Continue reading →

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Four Pages for the Price of One

Posted on March 26, 2014 by Mark Mizen

I completed my 2013-2014 Custom Album Pages today. Actually, I completed Page Prints, since Creative Memories no longer offers Custom Album pages. My plan is to get Page Prints and add them to my Custom Album Cover, either by mounting … Continue reading →

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Lifetouch Reinforces One Child Polcy

Posted on September 3, 2013 by Mark Mizen

As the new school year begins, the nation’s main school photography company reiterated its one child policy. According to an official statement from the Peoples Republic of Lifetouch, “Families can have any number of children, as long as that number … Continue reading →

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An Open Letter to Lifetouch

Posted on January 2, 2013 by Mark Mizen

Dear Lifetouch, I appreciate the effort you put into taking photos off the students in the Osseo School District. I specifically like the CDs that I am able to order each year; however, I have a number of concerns with … Continue reading →

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