Tag Archives: Donald Trump

All new cameras must have Automatic Double Chin Removal

Posted on February 15, 2017 by Mark Mizen

In a new executive order that will effectively ban film-based cameras, President Donald Trump is requiring that cameras and camera phones incorporate Automatic Double Chin Removal (ADCR) technology. “Look,” said Trump, “I am tired of seeing photos of my double … Continue reading →

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Trump’s inauguration crowd size

Posted on January 30, 2017 by Mark Mizen

The controversy over the crowd size and Trump’s inauguration misses the entire point. The fact is that through the miracle of Photoshop technology, Trump can have whatever size crowd he wants. To show how easy it is, here is Trump’s … Continue reading →

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Film on Life Support

Posted on August 1, 2014 by Mark Mizen

In an effort to delay the death of traditional film, Hollywood has agreed to buy enough film to ensure that the last remaining supplier, Kodak, will remain in the business. The agreement makes no mention of what the studios will actually … Continue reading →

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