Tag Archives: Ahni & Zoe

Ahni, Zoe, and Noah Webster

The rakeshame Ahni, worth little more than a quadrin, and her yoke-mate Zoe maffled the explanation for their tardigradous pace. The wranglesome duo’s babblement became incomprehensible, and Ahni turned into a jackpudding. The nuncupatory Creative Memories remained a mystery to … Continue reading

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Fish For Sale

If you have any money left after next week’s Ahni and Zoe by Creative Memories liquidation auction, you might consider purchasing Snapfish. That’s right. Another photo site is up for sale. The real problem is the endless array of promotions … Continue reading

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To Jeep or Not to Jeep

HAMLET: To jeep, or not to jeep–that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the album to suffer The protrusions of outrageous embellishments Or to take reinforcement tape And by adhering it. To prevent, to end– No more PVC–and by a … Continue reading

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Ahni and Zoe to Sell Only Pink Albums

Declaring that pink is their favorite color, Ahni and Zoe stated, “Any customer can have a strap-hinge album any color that she wants so long as it is pink.” In a similar vein, Ahni and Zoe will also offer pink … Continue reading

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An Open Letter: How to Make a High-Quality Album

Dear Ahni, Zoe, Youngevity, and other album manufacturers, It’s really not that hard. Here’s how to make a high-quality album in seven easy steps: No PVC. It’s simple. Avoid the material. I have never seen anything good come out of an … Continue reading

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I don’t get it

I am as much of a fan of clever photo captions as anyone else, but could Ahni & Zoe please explain what submarines have to do with playing in the snow. Thanks.

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Ahni, Zoe, Buck Fitches, and the Vulgar Tongue

BUCK-FITCHES., old leacherous Fellows. Nathan Bailey, Universal Etymological English Dictionary (1756) Ahni and Zoe’s recent release of the School Rocks Fast2Fab Album highlights the colorful nature of early English. This album will shock modern school children or at least their … Continue reading

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The Problem with Ahni and Zoe

Ahni & Zoe have problems, and it is not that Ahni is a porn star (see Ahni in Google Images). In case you have missed the news,  Ahni & Zoe by Creative Memories is the name of Creative Memories’ new … Continue reading

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