Category Archives: satire

Creative Memories Announces Trump Days Photo Mounting Paper

Continuing in the tradition of Ahni and Zoe’s highly successful School Rocks Fast2Fab Album, Creative Memories has announced the new limited-edition Trump Days photo mounting paper. This new paper pack is sure to delight scrapbookers looking to document the Trump presidency. … Continue reading

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All new cameras must have Automatic Double Chin Removal

In a new executive order that will effectively ban film-based cameras, President Donald Trump is requiring that cameras and camera phones incorporate Automatic Double Chin Removal (ADCR) technology. “Look,” said Trump, “I am tired of seeing photos of my double … Continue reading

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Trump’s inauguration crowd size

The controversy over the crowd size and Trump’s inauguration misses the entire point. The fact is that through the miracle of Photoshop technology, Trump can have whatever size crowd he wants. To show how easy it is, here is Trump’s … Continue reading

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Kim Jong-unicorn

Kim Jong-un, supreme leader of North Korea, recently released a new photo, with many interpretations appearing on the internet, including Kim Trump, Lil’ Kim, and Mona Kim. Kim Jong-unicorn is my contribution to this endeavor. No word yet on whether Kim … Continue reading

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President Elect Trump puts Theil in charge of photoshop technology

In breaking news, President Elect Donald Trump has announced that he will appoint Peter Theil, Paypal co-founder and Facebook board member, to a new cabinet level position, Secretary of Alternate Reality. In his new role, Peter Theil will be responsible … Continue reading

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Climbing Mount Everest

This afternoon, I didn’t have anything to do, so like Dinesh and Tarakeshwari Rathod and Kim Jong-un, I climbed Mount Everest. I opened up Photoshop and began editing. It really wasn’t that difficult. A few cloned body parts and a search for … Continue reading

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How Not to Climb Mount Everest

  An Indian couple, Dinesh and Tarakeshwari Rathod, recently climbed Mount Everest in their imaginations, using Photoshop to achieve the desired results. They weren’t very good with Photoshop, and their ruse was easily detected, with the Nepal government banning them from … Continue reading

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