Category Archives: Not Satire

Create Controversy with “Baby It’s Cold Outside”

Introduce controversy into your Christmas album with “Baby It’s Cold Outside” stickers. The song, which has been banned from many radio stations due to its unsuitable lyrics that promote date rape, is available as a sticker in the Creative Memories … Continue reading

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Preserving More Than Memories

Trump and the Republican have created a looming debt crisis through their massive tax cuts for the wealthy. Trump’s response is an apathetic “Yeah, but I won’t be here.” Trump’s actions toward the environment are similarly destructive, and his refusal … Continue reading

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Data Storage for 13.8 Billion Years or How Not to Estimate Expected Lifetime

Scientists at the University of Southampton have come up with a new data storage system expected to last 13.8 billion years at 190°C (370°F). This system uses glass discs to optically encode 360 TB of data. I don’t believe this … Continue reading

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Public Service Announcement – Do Not Take Selfies with Rattlesnakes

Apparently, stupid selfies are not restricted to Russia. Yes, that is right. The United States needs its own public service campaign. In case you missed the story, Alex Gomez, 36, from Lake Elsinore, CA was bitten by a rattlesnake he picked up to … Continue reading

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The DMV and Pasta Preparation

While it may not be legal to smile for your driver’s license photo, it is legal to wear a colander on your head. This bizarre practice stems from members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster claiming the colander … Continue reading

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What is a Photocopier?

A photocopier (also known as a copier or copy machine) is a machine that makes paper copies of documents and other visual images quickly and cheaply. Wikipedia, October 10, 2014 It’s obvious. We all know what a photocopier is. We … Continue reading

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Make Money with Old Calendars

Have any old calendars laying around? Gather up your calendars and any others you can get your hands on and head over to the Ansel Adams Gallery for a lesson on how to make money. Apparently, the gallery has been … Continue reading

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Misleading Labels

What do you think is in Orange Tangerine Juice? Yes, that’s right. You guessed it. Apple juice is the primary ingredient in notables’ Orange Tangerine Juice. It’s 100% juice, but not what you think it is. Apparently, the image of … Continue reading

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Ahni and Zoe Win DSA Award for Best Direct Sales Launch

Ahni and Zoe have won the Direct Selling Association’s ETHOS Award for best launch. Fortunately for them, the award does not actually require the company to be successful. This award continues the Direct Sales Association’s tradition of recognizing poor performance, … Continue reading

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Ahni, Zoe, Buck Fitches, and the Vulgar Tongue

BUCK-FITCHES., old leacherous Fellows. Nathan Bailey, Universal Etymological English Dictionary (1756) Ahni and Zoe’s recent release of the School Rocks Fast2Fab Album highlights the colorful nature of early English. This album will shock modern school children or at least their … Continue reading

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