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Ahni, Zoe, and Noah Webster

Posted on November 6, 2014 by Mark Mizen

The rakeshame Ahni, worth little more than a quadrin, and her yoke-mate Zoe maffled the explanation for their tardigradous pace. The wranglesome duo’s babblement became incomprehensible, and Ahni turned into a jackpudding. The nuncupatory Creative Memories remained a mystery to … Continue reading →

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Ahni and Zoe liquidate their assets

Posted on September 24, 2014 by Mark Mizen

I attended Ahni and Zoe by Creative Memories’ liquidation auction yesterday. The auction was run by Grafe Auction and was professional in every respect. I had never attended an auction of this type so I learned quite a bit about … Continue reading →

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More about Ahni, Zoe, and Creative Memories

Posted on August 7, 2014 by Mark Mizen

Ahni and Zoe are now history, at least in the U.S. and Canada. Their direct sales business  is joining the graveyard of failed businesses. Some of the products may reappear, since the production equipment, patents, and brand names have been … Continue reading →

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Ahni and Zoe Win DSA Award for Best Direct Sales Launch

Posted on June 3, 2014 by Mark Mizen

Ahni and Zoe have won the Direct Selling Association’s ETHOS Award for best launch. Fortunately for them, the award does not actually require the company to be successful. This award continues the Direct Sales Association’s tradition of recognizing poor performance, … Continue reading →

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Ahni and Zoe to Sell Only Pink Albums

Posted on April 1, 2014 by Mark Mizen

Declaring that pink is their favorite color, Ahni and Zoe stated, “Any customer can have a strap-hinge album any color that she wants so long as it is pink.” In a similar vein, Ahni and Zoe will also offer pink … Continue reading →

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Ahni and Zoe Now Orphans

Posted on March 5, 2014 by Mark Mizen

Creative Memories Co-Founder Rhonda Anderson resigned from Ahni and Zoe on Sunday, February 23, leaving the girls without a mother. Born on October 22, 2013, Ahni and Zoe have suffered growing pains, including a brief bout with Tourette’s Syndrome and … Continue reading →

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Ahni, Zoe, Buck Fitches, and the Vulgar Tongue

Posted on January 8, 2014 by Mark Mizen

BUCK-FITCHES., old leacherous Fellows. Nathan Bailey, Universal Etymological English Dictionary (1756) Ahni and Zoe’s recent release of the School Rocks Fast2Fab Album highlights the colorful nature of early English. This album will shock modern school children or at least their … Continue reading →

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The Problem with Ahni and Zoe

Posted on October 25, 2013 by Mark Mizen

Ahni & Zoe have problems, and it is not that Ahni is a porn star (see Ahni in Google Images). In case you have missed the news,  Ahni & Zoe by Creative Memories is the name of Creative Memories’ new … Continue reading →

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Creative Memories Announces Trump Days Photo Mounting Paper

Posted on April 1, 2017 by Mark Mizen

Continuing in the tradition of Ahni and Zoe’s highly successful School Rocks Fast2Fab Album, Creative Memories has announced the new limited-edition Trump Days photo mounting paper. This new paper pack is sure to delight scrapbookers looking to document the Trump presidency. … Continue reading →

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Youngevity Introduces New Line of Essential Oils

Posted on April 1, 2016 by Mark Mizen

Youngevity has just announced a new line of essential oils called Our Oils For Life (OOFL). These oils are acid-free, lignin-free, and buffered. They come in a photo-safe, PVC container and comply with the latest standards for unsupported medical claims. According … Continue reading →

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