Grocery ID Card

Grocery ID_002Very rarely do I support Trump, but I have to support his grocery ID card. I develop systems to produce IDs, driver’s licenses, and credit cards, and I like the expanded market. Everybody who buys groceries will now need an ID card.

I didn’t realize that grocery ID cards were even on the horizon, but the idea makes sense. The government needs to know who is buying too much sugar or consuming too much salt. Too much beef? Not any more. It’s all about healthy eating.

Along with the ID cards, we may need grocery police and a grocery store border enforcement patrol. We could even deport shoppers purchasing imported produce.

For more on Trump’s grocery ID see President Trump Said ‘You Need an ID to Buy Groceries.’ The Internet Went to Town and Trump Grocery ID: Best Twitter Memes & Reactions.


About Mark Mizen

I have over twenty years professional experience in all aspects of photography and digital imaging. I am Chair of the ISO WG5 TG2 committee responsible for physical properties and durability of imaging material and am currently with HID Global working on systems for security printing for IDs, licenses, and credit cards. Previously, I was Director of Digital Development at Creative Memories from 2009 to 2012 and was responsible for the Creative Memories digital products and services. I also established and directed the Creative Memories Technology Center, which evaluated new products prior to product introduction, assisted with production difficulties, and provided technical information to support product sales.
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3 Responses to Grocery ID Card

  1. Mark Mizen says:

    I hate being carded every time I buy a steak.

  2. Mark Mizen says:

    Will the grocery ID card also work as a voter ID?

  3. Eileen Rohland says:

    I so agree!😂😂😂😂

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