CM Introduces New Natural Disaster Albums

DisasterDue to continued global warming and the resulting increase in natural disasters, Creative Memories announced today that they are introducing a new line of Natural Disaster Albums. According to Creative Memories, “These new albums provide our customers with the means to celebrate global warming.”

The Natural Disaster Albums, which are available immediately, include Drought, Fire, Flood, and Hurricane. Flood and Hurricane are expected to be especially popular in Florida and other low-lying coastal areas, while the demand for Drought and Fire is expected to be high in California and other areas adversely affected by increased temperature.

The new albums will facilitate the healing process in the aftermath of natural disasters. Creative Memories elaborated, “Customers frequently lose their photographs and other memories in natural disasters. We want to give customers the means to create new albums which document their experience.”

The first four Natural Disaster Album are part of the permanent album line. They will be supplemented with additional albums as environmental consequences dictate.

 

About Mark Mizen

I have over twenty years professional experience in all aspects of photography and digital imaging. I am Chair of the ISO WG5 TG2 committee responsible for physical properties and durability of imaging material and am currently with HID Global working on systems for security printing for IDs, licenses, and credit cards. Previously, I was Director of Digital Development at Creative Memories from 2009 to 2012 and was responsible for the Creative Memories digital products and services. I also established and directed the Creative Memories Technology Center, which evaluated new products prior to product introduction, assisted with production difficulties, and provided technical information to support product sales.
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1 Response to CM Introduces New Natural Disaster Albums

  1. Carol Rodda says:

    Happy April Fools Day!!!

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