President Elect Trump puts Theil in charge of photoshop technology

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Peter Theil

In breaking news, President Elect Donald Trump has announced that he will appoint Peter Theil, Paypal co-founder and Facebook board member, to a new cabinet level position, Secretary of Alternate Reality. In his new role, Peter Theil will be responsible for altering reality to fit Trump’s view of the world. Theil will be expected to develop photoshop technology within the United States, as well as import the latest in photoshop technology from North Korea. He is expected to photoshop all evidence of global warming, air pollution, and any signs of positive economic growth under the Obama administration out of existence. He will also be responsible for removing all evidence of Trump’s double chin. When asked about the new position, President Elect Trump stated, “Everyone should see the world as I do. It doesn’t really matter what’s true.” Rumor has it that Peter Theil will also be working with Trump ally, Russian President Vladimir Putin to enhance photoshop technology within Russia.

About Mark Mizen

I have over twenty years professional experience in all aspects of photography and digital imaging. I am Chair of the ISO WG5 TG2 committee responsible for physical properties and durability of imaging material and am currently with HID Global working on systems for security printing for IDs, licenses, and credit cards. Previously, I was Director of Digital Development at Creative Memories from 2009 to 2012 and was responsible for the Creative Memories digital products and services. I also established and directed the Creative Memories Technology Center, which evaluated new products prior to product introduction, assisted with production difficulties, and provided technical information to support product sales.
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2 Responses to President Elect Trump puts Theil in charge of photoshop technology

  1. andrealauer@midco.net says:

    So very glad he has someone on top of this important work!

  2. Eileen Rohland says:

    It seems Mr. Theil must have been very busy lately, in an attempt to find any similarity between reality and Mr. Trump’s version of recent events.

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