Climbing Mount Everest

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This afternoon, I didn’t have anything to do, so like Dinesh and Tarakeshwari Rathod and Kim Jong-un, I climbed Mount Everest. I opened up Photoshop and began editing. It really wasn’t that difficult. A few cloned body parts and a search for the American flag on Google Images put me within range. All I had to do was scale the resulting images to the appropriate size, and there I was at the summit. I think I’ll submit my accomplishment to the government of Nepal.

About Mark Mizen

I have over twenty years professional experience in all aspects of photography and digital imaging. I am Chair of the ISO WG5 TG2 committee responsible for physical properties and durability of imaging material and am currently with HID Global working on systems for security printing for IDs, licenses, and credit cards. Previously, I was Director of Digital Development at Creative Memories from 2009 to 2012 and was responsible for the Creative Memories digital products and services. I also established and directed the Creative Memories Technology Center, which evaluated new products prior to product introduction, assisted with production difficulties, and provided technical information to support product sales.
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1 Response to Climbing Mount Everest

  1. jennifercalmandcoll says:

    Ha! Ha! Love it!

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