Youngevity Introduces New Line of Essential Oils

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Youngevity has just announced a new line of essential oils called Our Oils For Life (OOFL). These oils are acid-free, lignin-free, and buffered. They come in a photo-safe, PVC container and comply with the latest standards for unsupported medical claims. According to Youngevity, OOFL will lower cholesterol, prevent heart disease, and cure cancer. The new oils are expected to be especially popular among the scientifically illiterate.

According to inside sources, Ahni from Creative Memories will announce a competing line of essential oils. This announcement is expected soonish.

For more on essential oils see Using Essential Oils – Ultra Spiritual Life episode 33.

About Mark Mizen

I have over twenty years professional experience in all aspects of photography and digital imaging. I am Chair of the ISO WG5 TG2 committee responsible for physical properties and durability of imaging material and am currently with HID Global working on systems for security printing for IDs, licenses, and credit cards. Previously, I was Director of Digital Development at Creative Memories from 2009 to 2012 and was responsible for the Creative Memories digital products and services. I also established and directed the Creative Memories Technology Center, which evaluated new products prior to product introduction, assisted with production difficulties, and provided technical information to support product sales.
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7 Responses to Youngevity Introduces New Line of Essential Oils

  1. Becky says:

    You are just too funny Mark!!

  2. Jill McLeester says:

    Absolutely LOVE this!! And you nailed it!

  3. midge gravelese says:

    Hahaha you make my chuckle Dr. MARK

  4. Chris Resch says:

    Happy April Fools Day Mark!!!

    On Fri, Apr 1, 2016 at 10:03 AM, All About Images Blog wrote:

    > Mark Mizen posted: ” Youngevity has just announced a new line of essential > oils called Our Oils For Life (OOFL). These oils are acid-free, > lignin-free, and buffered. They come in a photo-safe, PVC container and > comply with the latest standards for unsupported medical clai” >

  5. momfawn says:

    Once again you have nailed it, Dr. Mark! – Fawn

  6. Cheryl Yates says:

    I love your sense of humor! The oil blog is so right on!

  7. chybaskids says:

    LOL!

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