Youngevity Introduces New Line of Essential Oils

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Youngevity has just announced a new line of essential oils called Our Oils For Life (OOFL). These oils are acid-free, lignin-free, and buffered. They come in a photo-safe, PVC container and comply with the latest standards for unsupported medical claims. According to Youngevity, OOFL will lower cholesterol, prevent heart disease, and cure cancer. The new oils are expected to be especially popular among the scientifically illiterate.

According to inside sources, Ahni from Creative Memories will announce a competing line of essential oils. This announcement is expected soonish.

For more on essential oils see Using Essential Oils – Ultra Spiritual Life episode 33.

About Mark Mizen

At Creative Memories, I evaluate photographic products and related materials so that today's memories are not lost to the future and then communicate this information to Creative Memories Consultants and their customers. My interests extend from preservation of traditional photographs to the production of photo books to the expected longevity of electronic image files. My long-term objective is to direct the development of technology that meets consumers needs for high-quality products.
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7 Responses to Youngevity Introduces New Line of Essential Oils

  1. Becky says:

    You are just too funny Mark!!

  2. Jill McLeester says:

    Absolutely LOVE this!! And you nailed it!

  3. midge gravelese says:

    Hahaha you make my chuckle Dr. MARK

  4. Chris Resch says:

    Happy April Fools Day Mark!!!

    On Fri, Apr 1, 2016 at 10:03 AM, All About Images Blog wrote:

    > Mark Mizen posted: ” Youngevity has just announced a new line of essential > oils called Our Oils For Life (OOFL). These oils are acid-free, > lignin-free, and buffered. They come in a photo-safe, PVC container and > comply with the latest standards for unsupported medical clai” >

  5. momfawn says:

    Once again you have nailed it, Dr. Mark! – Fawn

  6. Cheryl Yates says:

    I love your sense of humor! The oil blog is so right on!

  7. chybaskids says:

    LOL!

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