North Korea continues to fight its wars with Photoshop, rather than military weapons. Most recently, North Korea used photo editing technology to launch missiles from submarines.
What I would like to know is whether or not the U.S. and its allies are maintaining Photoshop parity, and if they are, where are our faked military photos? After all, if North Korea can use Photoshop to create its armed forces we should be able to do the same thing and save money in the process.
Photoshop technology would allow our military to implement new strategic defenses. First, we would have the NFL Missile, targeting North Korea with underinflated footballs, Next, the Warner Brothers Bomb, replacing Wile E. Coyote with Kim Jong Un in old Road Runner cartoons. Finally, Project Lost, stranding Kim Jong Un on a mysterious tropical island in the South Pacific.
It’s easy. No more dictator. North Korea would never be able to recover from the photo editing.
Love your deflated football comment…Go Partiots!!
Is that not a submarine from the West Edmonton Mall fleet, in the background? With a fleet of four, they surpassed the Canadian Armed Forces!
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