North Korea Photoshop War

North Korea SubmarineNorth Korea continues to fight its wars with Photoshop, rather than military weapons. Most recently, North Korea used photo editing technology to launch missiles from submarines.

What I would like to know is whether or not the U.S. and its allies are maintaining Photoshop parity, and if they are, where are our faked military photos? After all, if North Korea can use Photoshop to create its armed forces we should be able to do the same thing and save money in the process.

Photoshop technology would allow our military to implement new strategic defenses. First, we would have the NFL Missile, targeting North Korea with underinflated footballs, Next, the Warner Brothers Bomb, replacing Wile E. Coyote with Kim Jong Un in old Road Runner cartoons.  Finally, Project Lost,  stranding Kim Jong Un on a mysterious tropical island in the South Pacific.

It’s easy. No more dictator. North Korea would never be able to recover from the photo editing.

About Mark Mizen

I have over twenty years professional experience in all aspects of photography and digital imaging. I am Chair of the ISO WG5 TG2 committee responsible for physical properties and durability of imaging material and am currently with HID Global working on systems for security printing for IDs, licenses, and credit cards. Previously, I was Director of Digital Development at Creative Memories from 2009 to 2012 and was responsible for the Creative Memories digital products and services. I also established and directed the Creative Memories Technology Center, which evaluated new products prior to product introduction, assisted with production difficulties, and provided technical information to support product sales.
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4 Responses to North Korea Photoshop War

  1. midge gravelese says:

    Love your deflated football comment…Go Partiots!!

  2. Sherrie Breese says:

    Is that not a submarine from the West Edmonton Mall fleet, in the background? With a fleet of four, they surpassed the Canadian Armed Forces!

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