North Korea Photoshop War

North Korea SubmarineNorth Korea continues to fight its wars with Photoshop, rather than military weapons. Most recently, North Korea used photo editing technology to launch missiles from submarines.

What I would like to know is whether or not the U.S. and its allies are maintaining Photoshop parity, and if they are, where are our faked military photos? After all, if North Korea can use Photoshop to create its armed forces we should be able to do the same thing and save money in the process.

Photoshop technology would allow our military to implement new strategic defenses. First, we would have the NFL Missile, targeting North Korea with underinflated footballs, Next, the Warner Brothers Bomb, replacing Wile E. Coyote with Kim Jong Un in old Road Runner cartoons.  Finally, Project Lost,  stranding Kim Jong Un on a mysterious tropical island in the South Pacific.

It’s easy. No more dictator. North Korea would never be able to recover from the photo editing.

About Mark Mizen

At Creative Memories, I evaluate photographic products and related materials so that today's memories are not lost to the future and then communicate this information to Creative Memories Consultants and their customers. My interests extend from preservation of traditional photographs to the production of photo books to the expected longevity of electronic image files. My long-term objective is to direct the development of technology that meets consumers needs for high-quality products.
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4 Responses to North Korea Photoshop War

  1. midge gravelese says:

    Love your deflated football comment…Go Partiots!!

  2. Sherrie Breese says:

    Is that not a submarine from the West Edmonton Mall fleet, in the background? With a fleet of four, they surpassed the Canadian Armed Forces!

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