Creative Memories to Embrace Healthy Eating

Creative Memories Corn, Brussels Sprout, Tomato, and Rutabaga Album

Creative Memories Corn, Brussels Sprout, Tomato, and Rutabaga Albums

In support of Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move initiative to reduce childhood obesity, Creative Memories has announced that effective today all albums will be named after vegetables. “We want to encourage healthy eating, and what better way to do that than by selling only vegetable themed products,” said Creative Memories President, Mark Legume.

As part of this new sales effort, the Ruby Album will become Tomato, the Moss Album will be Brussels Sprout, and the Yellow Album will be Corn. Sand Shimmer will be the Rutabaga Album, and Chocolate will become the Brown Bean Album. The Cobalt and Blue Shimmer Albums will be discontinued since there are no blue vegetables. A line of matching vegetable stickers will accompany these albums.

“As parents share these albums with their families we expect to see vegetable consumption increase,” Legume continued. “What better way to celebrate a special birthday than with rutabagas or a memorable trip than with brussels sprouts.” Legume also announced that as part of its next incentive Creative Memories Advisors will be compensated with fresh produce.

About Mark Mizen

At Creative Memories, I evaluate photographic products and related materials so that today's memories are not lost to the future and then communicate this information to Creative Memories Consultants and their customers. My interests extend from preservation of traditional photographs to the production of photo books to the expected longevity of electronic image files. My long-term objective is to direct the development of technology that meets consumers needs for high-quality products.
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12 Responses to Creative Memories to Embrace Healthy Eating

  1. Cheryl says:

    Love it Dr. Mark!

  2. Luanne Griffin says:

    OMG – this is your best post ever! So funny!!

  3. Lois says:

    April Fools!

  4. Chris Resch says:

    Happy April Fools Day to you too!!

  5. happy April fool’s day!

  6. Vicky Funfar Cook says:

    Not going to help and kinda corny 😜

  7. O! Right April fools … Love it 😊😊😊

  8. Debbie C says:

    Almost had me there! Great idea!

  9. Linda Camden says:

    funny! It’s the Veggie Tales series

  10. momfawn says:

    As I read this, Frank Zappa’s “Call Any Vegetable” comes to mind. Well done, Mark! – Fawn

  11. Lindsay Wessling says:

    Glad this is an April Fool, because this would definitely keep me from buying more CM products. :}

  12. Jett says:

    Nice April Fool’s joke. Next year, make fun of Our Memories for Life (if they’re still around by then); they could use some satire.

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