Ahni, Zoe, and Noah Webster

The rakeshame Ahni, worth little more than a quadrin, and her yoke-mate Zoe maffled the explanation for their tardigradous pace. The wranglesome duo’s babblement became incomprehensible, and Ahni turned into a jackpudding. The nuncupatory Creative Memories remained a mystery to all.

See An A to Z of Noah Webster’s Finest Forgotten Words.

About Mark Mizen

I have over twenty years professional experience in all aspects of photography and digital imaging. I am Chair of the ISO WG5 TG2 committee responsible for physical properties and durability of imaging material and am currently with HID Global working on systems for security printing for IDs, licenses, and credit cards. Previously, I was Director of Digital Development at Creative Memories from 2009 to 2012 and was responsible for the Creative Memories digital products and services. I also established and directed the Creative Memories Technology Center, which evaluated new products prior to product introduction, assisted with production difficulties, and provided technical information to support product sales.
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1 Response to Ahni, Zoe, and Noah Webster

  1. Reminiscent of the infamous school days pages kerfuffle. SMH. Sometime I wonder how these people manage to dress themselves in the morning.

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