Gang Warfare Continues

Gang Warfare Continues

The battle between the Utah-based OMFL gang and the Minnesota-based Ahni and Zoe has heated up with Ahni and Zoe pulling pages out of OMFL’s scrapbooks. Ahni was reported to have said that it was so easy she couldn’t resist. Ahni and Zoe also painted OMFL’s home turf in Salt Lake City pink. OMFL retaliated by kidnapping several top leaders from Ahni and Zoe and threatening further violence.

The FBI has been called in to mediate, since the war has crossed state lines. Director James Comey pleaded with both parties to just make photo-safe products. Unfortunately, consumers no longer care about photo-safety, and his tactic was unsuccessful.

Threats continue and tensions are high. Stay tuned to the All About Images Blog for further updates to this situation.


About Mark Mizen

I have over twenty years professional experience in all aspects of photography and digital imaging. I am Chair of the ISO WG5 TG2 committee responsible for physical properties and durability of imaging material and am currently with HID Global working on systems for security printing for IDs, licenses, and credit cards. Previously, I was Director of Digital Development at Creative Memories from 2009 to 2012 and was responsible for the Creative Memories digital products and services. I also established and directed the Creative Memories Technology Center, which evaluated new products prior to product introduction, assisted with production difficulties, and provided technical information to support product sales.
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18 Responses to Gang Warfare Continues

  1. Nancy says:

    You have me laughing so loud that my kids are asking what is so funny!!

  2. Lisa Graham says:

    Lol! Stop the insanity!!

  3. onecalmmom says:

    Thank you for the highlight in my otherwise uneventful day!!!! 🙂

  4. Chris says:

    I tried to find out what OMFL stood for – and an internet source for abbrev came up with Ontario Minor Football League and 3 others – none of which made any sense…..Oh well, I guess it is some kind of scrapbook competitor…

  5. Lynn Porter says:

    Some times you just have to sit back and laugh a little. Thanks Mark.

  6. Cheryl says:

    Mark, you nailed this one perfectly.

  7. Cheryl says:


  8. Midge gravelese says:

    Thank you for bringing chuckles to the end of a long day! Love your humor even if others are just too serious! Someone needs to lighten up a bit!

  9. momfawn says:

    Oh, yikes! This is too funny. Thank you for sharing your warped mind with us, Mark! – Fawn

  10. Denise Jones says:

    Thanks for the much needed chuckle!

  11. Beth Eischen says:

    thanks for the sMiLes!

  12. Charlene says:

    Dr Mark, are you saying that A&Z asked OMFL to cease manufacturing pages?

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