Snowden Reveals Existence of NSA Billion Camera Program

Edward_Snowden-2Former NSA Contractor Edward Snowden has just revealed that the NSA is planning to install a billion cameras around the country. These cameras will put the average American under the surveillance of at least three cameras at any one time. In defending the program, NSA Director of Photo Surveillance Jorge Horwell stated, “We never know when an American citizen will come in contact with a foreign national. Consequently we must watch everyone.” Horwell also indicated that Americans have no right to privacy when national interests are at stake.

The costs of the NSA program will be significant, but according to Horwell, “The new program will pay for itself. We expect to partner with Shutterfly to offer photo surveillance books, along with mugs, mouse pads, and t-shirts.” In support of this initiative, Shutterfly is opening a new facility in Minnesota to accommodate production requirements.

About Mark Mizen

I have over twenty years professional experience in all aspects of photography and digital imaging. I am Chair of the ISO WG5 TG2 committee responsible for physical properties and durability of imaging material and am currently with HID Global working on systems for security printing for IDs, licenses, and credit cards. Previously, I was Director of Digital Development at Creative Memories from 2009 to 2012 and was responsible for the Creative Memories digital products and services. I also established and directed the Creative Memories Technology Center, which evaluated new products prior to product introduction, assisted with production difficulties, and provided technical information to support product sales.
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3 Responses to Snowden Reveals Existence of NSA Billion Camera Program

  1. Heather Joyce says:

    Seriously? We can make photo books from our surveillance photos now???? NO WAY!

    Hj

  2. Gracie says:

    Bahahaha!!!!!

  3. Sherrie B says:

    Everyday is the 1st of April for you, isn’t it? 🙂

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