Lifetouch Reinforces One Child Polcy

One-child-policyAs the new school year begins, the nation’s main school photography company reiterated its one child policy. According to an official statement from the Peoples Republic of Lifetouch, “Families can have any number of children, as long as that number is one. It is easier to change the nation than to make our computer systems recognize that families have more than one child.” Again this year, Lifetouch will forbid parents from combining photos of multiple children in a single package or gift item, stating defiantly that “…such practice would require us to modernize our infrastructure, and we will not do that.” In conjunction with this policy, Lifetouch is distributing adoption pamphlets with all school photos so that families can place their second child up for adoption.

For more on my saga with Lifetouch see An Open Letter to Lifetouch.

About Mark Mizen

At Creative Memories, I evaluate photographic products and related materials so that today's memories are not lost to the future and then communicate this information to Creative Memories Consultants and their customers. My interests extend from preservation of traditional photographs to the production of photo books to the expected longevity of electronic image files. My long-term objective is to direct the development of technology that meets consumers needs for high-quality products.
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